Wednesday, May 30, 2012

The Louis C.K. of child-related jokes to waiters

"First of all, small children are just mini Kardashian family members; all they do is eat, cry, and demand things.  So if you’ve brought one of them to the restaurant, chances are they’ve made the waiter’s life significantly shittier for the forty minutes you’re there.  So even if you were to be the Louis C.K. of child-related jokes to waiters, the waiter wouldn’t laugh because he or she wants to physically hurl your baby across the room like a sack of flour."
(March 27, 2012, Justin Halpern, These Fries are Good)

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