"At least your pants are zebra print. Those are TOTALLY classy. It is like the Queen Elizabeth of lounge pants."
(April 14, 2010, Loralee's Looney Tunes)
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- The Snooki of the British aristocracy
- The Hugh Hefner of divorce porn
- The A-Rod of afterschool specials
- The Woody Allen of the solar system
- The Katharine Hepburn of flowering plants
- The Fidel Castro of office furniture
- The Jimmy McNulty of fruit
- The Wolf Blitzer of breakfast options
- The Bea Arthur of the Kardashians
- The Derek Jeter of Christianity
- The Frank Drebin of Middle Eastern autocrats
- The Dr. Evil of shortbread
- The Ted Danson of fucking pillows
- The Wilt Chamberlain of bad suits
- The Michael Cera of French dips
- The Lewis Black of chocolate beers
- The Queen Elizabeth of lounge pants
- The Elmer Fudd of the War on Terror
- The Yoda of strap-ons
- The Conan the Barbarian of Twitter
- The Oscar Wilde of mental conditions
- The Danny DeVito of months
- The Jackie Collins of tax law textbooks
- The James Dean of donuts
- The Mini-Me of sea serpents
- The Chris Rock of satyrs
- The Tom Petty of microwavable foods
- The Mark Wahlberg of holidays
- The Louis C.K. of poetry criticism
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