Saturday, June 6, 2009

The LeBron James of seal consumption

"I'll tell you why. Because Peary knew that Bowdoin's mascot needed to be an animal that outmatched all of its arctic contemporaries in aggression and ferocity. Bowdoin's mascot would have to be the overlord of the Arctic, the Chuck Norris of the North, the LeBron James of seal consumption: the Polar Bear (Ursus maritimus)."
(April 3, 2009, Lenny Pierce, The Bowdoin Orient)

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